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The hilarious story of an awkward high schooler, created by screenwriters Jared and Jerusha Hess and brilliantly embodied by then unknown actor Jon Heder, turned out to be the sleeper hit of the summer of 2004. Thankfully for us, shouting, “Your mom goes to college” either leaves the person on the receiving end confused — or it completely cracks them up. ” and proceed down a never ending spiral of Netflix. “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

In honor of tomorrow’s ten year anniversary of “Napoleon Dynamite,” we’ve compiled a list of our most favorite lines from the film that we still use to this day, whether or not the situation is appropriate. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.”-Kip I’m super jealous of Kip.

Rico, a middle-aged and flirtatious steak-loving former athlete who lives in a campervan, treats Napoleon like a child.

He uses the visiting opportunity to team up with Kip in a get-rich-quick scheme to sell numerous items door-to-door.

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Kip, 32, is unemployed and boasts of spending hours in Internet chat rooms with "babes" and aspiring to be a cage fighter.

Kip: Because she doesn't NEED any, that's why! [Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly] Uncle Rico: You're up Kip. [makes gesture of putting on a vest] Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days. Not only did Napoleon Dynamite put us on the map, but it also makes a great theme for a party! We started out by throwing our STEAKS on the grill (chicken for the sissies) and had some TATER TOTS as a side dish. Once our bellies were full, we sat down to practice our Napoleon Drawing Skills.Using a 30-second timer, we split into two teams and played pictionary using a word list I compiled from the movie. (The top word is easier and the bottom word is meant to be harder.) Then we sat around and watched the Napoleon Dyamite Animated TV Show. You can stream the cartoons online at While we were watching and laughing we were also keeping our hands busy with some Boon Doggle.A friendship soon develops between the three outcasts.Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes... Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

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